Medium…

This show cracks me up.

Bill and I always debate about Allison’s husband.

His endless patience regarding her pesky dreams, un-Godly work hours, penchant for booze, and constant sloughing her mommy duties onto him.

I’m in love with the guy (Allison’s husband).  Never has a man been so tolerant of his wife’s insanity.  We all need this.

This is how the conversation would go in my house if I were Allison:

Me bursting awake with yet another dream, breathing heavily, shaking Bill awake–”Bill.  I had another dream”  Shake, shake, shake.

Bill: “Huh?”  not waking up

Me: “I dreamed you were in danger and I can’t go back to sleep.”

Bill: “WHAT?  Quit waking me up for the love of God, I have to be on the road in three hours.”

Me: “The dream took so much out of me.  Couldn’t you let me sleep in, bring some coffee to me about 8:30, and get the kids ready for school?  Maybe pick them up and do dinner while I follow my dreams.  My dream…

Bill shooting bone-chilling look discernable even in the dark and through my bad dream haze.

Me: Is that a no?

Bill: STop talking.  Just stop talking.

24 Responses to “Medium…”

  1. jackt | May 29, 2006, 11:59 pm

    Hhahaa that’s so funny. Yeah that husband on Medium is nice but not too realistic.

  2. Becky..Absent Minded Housewife | May 30, 2006, 4:30 pm

    I had a dream about the man. I treated him so much nicer in my dream. SO much nicer…ahem.

  3. Jamie Ford | May 30, 2006, 6:08 pm

    My wife loves that show. She also watchs that other one of Fridays, the one with Jennifer Love Hewitt. I don’t know what it’s called–I just call it Ghost-bust, since she seems to be having an affair with her cleavage in every scene.

  4. Kathie | May 30, 2006, 7:47 pm

    You guys are cracking me up…Ghost-bust–I’ll have to catch that one.
    Becky, I think the hubby would be grateful for your care. Maybe you can channel your dream through her.
    Jackt, there’s a fantasy man on just about every show.

  5. Dana | June 1, 2006, 11:37 am

    What the heck is a Blog Verification? Like if you’re a real blog or something?

  6. Kathie | June 1, 2006, 7:14 pm

    Dana, the blog verification should help keep the spammers away–the people who keep drowning this site in advertisments for sex toys and various drugs….

  7. Kathie | June 1, 2006, 7:15 pm

    Dana, maybe that’s not what you’re talking about…you know what that is. What did you see?

  8. Stacy Holmes | June 2, 2006, 4:08 pm

    LOL…just more proof that what is on TV is by no means reality.

  9. Jaye Wells | June 9, 2006, 12:42 am

    Where are you? I need my fix.

  10. Mignon | June 14, 2006, 1:35 pm

    What Jaye said - me too.

  11. Jillian | June 18, 2006, 5:10 pm

    Hey kathie, where are you?

  12. m.g.tarquini | June 25, 2006, 7:31 pm

    I love Medium.

    Except for all the pesky details about Phoenix that they get wrong. But otherwise, I really like the show.

    and um…where are you?

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